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Saturday, August 20, 2005

  In my rush to get to the antique tractor show at Wilson County Fair. I forgot to list what brought me happiness yesterday. The funniest thing from yesterday was the scene with the exercise machine from Lost In Translation. Bill Murray is a genius. I guess Sophia Coppola is as well.
  Of course, the antique tractor pull was a dud. At least nothing much happened before 11 at night. I saw some tractors break down and some little kids competing, but that was it. Unfortunately, these were antique tractors. So there were no mud slinging, chest rattling tractors there. It was just watching them creep along. One however lost its suitcase weights when it stalled out and the nose dropped back down. Then the weights fell off. Well, not just the weights but the bar holding on the weights. Then they had to leave it in the arena. Since none of them had the tools to take them off the bar, none of the guys could pick them up either.
  The whole thing got a little boring after about an hour.
  Today, what made me laugh is something that might be hard to explain. It was on Fark. Its this story about how China plans to invade the US. I thought, "Wow, this stuff is crazy. I wonder how real this is?"
  Then I clicked on the main site. I saw that he will be appearing at AryanFest. That's when I burst out loud. For some reason the idea of an AryanFest cracks me up. Actually this whole website cracks me up.
  Of course, it scares me a little. I've seen plenty of ideas like these. Maybe not this extreme, but a good ways there. I'm sure that there is a litmus test to see if I am cool with that. If I am then the real crazy stuff begins. Maybe the shaved head attracts them. I don't know. Maybe this is just something that all crackers in the South have to deal with.
  Of course, you have to hand it to this guy. He offers hosting to non-Jewish, straight, aryans only. (What no Catholic reference?) It offers web hosting for ANYTHING.
  He also offers ads on his site. I wonder just how pleased he would be if I wanted to host an inter-racial porn site. (I'm a non-Jewish, straight, cracker who just happens to like brown sugar.) Of if I wanted an ad for such a site.
  I'm off to read more wackiness.

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