Gunny Walker

  I went to see Batman Begin last night and there was a trailer for Dukes Of Hazzard shown before the movie. Last night I actually had a dream about the Dukes Of Hazzard. I was one of three sons that had been kidnapped and hidden in an abandoned house. The house was abandoned because it was supposed to be haunted. I even found the sales contract that said that "this contract may not be voided and/or the sale rescinded for any appearances of any spooks, apparitions, ghosts, hauntings, or lattes." I'm not sure what a latte has to do with hauntings. I figured that this being some back water burg in Hazzard County, that was probably a typo.
  One of my younger brother's even asked if I had tried to call the police. The kidnapper, who was taking a shower at the time, overheard us. He shouted out to us that he had thought of that. He had called the sheriff's department and the operator asked if he wanted to speak to "Boss Hogg, who happens to be at home, Roscoe P. Coltrane, who is at his mom's house, Cletus, who just ran down to the post office, or Enos Strate, whomever that is, who happens to be at the diner. I figure that any law force that disorganized was nothing to worry about."
  Eventually due to some freak accidents (possibly ghosts) some vehicles crashed into the house and tore it apart. It managed to get my brothers and I noticed and we escaped the kidnappers.
  I hate it when I dream in sitcoms.