Monday, July 18, 2005
Gunny is tired. Gunny just finished first night at new job. It has been too long since Gunny did manual labor. Gunny misses the old job where if the work was finished early, they would just play poker. Gunny does not miss the pay. Gunny only stuck with that job hoping that he could learn to drive the drive the cherry picker. Gunny should have hijacked the cherry picker instead of learning how to play Texas hold em'.
Gunny is one tired little cow poke. Gunny is too tired to poke cow though. Gunny is too tired to poke salad. Gunny never too tired to poke fun. However, Gunny is to tired to be funny.
Imagine an eight hour shift where Gunny gets to pack boxes with calendars. Gunny gets to walk up and down the conveyor belt this whole time. Gunny had to pick calendars for particular locations. When Gunny's crew finished their lists, they were moved to a different line to pick more orders. After eight hours, they ran out of orders. Then Gunny and his co-workers cleaned for two hours. At least, Gunny got to sit down while he was opening boxes of calendars for another line.
Gunny had to rest before taking a shower. Gunny was too tired to poop. Gunny is two fisted drinking cranberry juice and big glass of water. Gunny is afraid that big glass of water alone will make Gunny sick. Gunny was too tired wash feet. Gunny will wash feet special when he wakes up. Gunny will also shave if arms are not to sore to reach the back of Gunny's head.
But most importantly, Gunny is too tired to talk in first person. Gunny can not conjugate when he tired. (No matter how cute the cow is.)
Gunny is one tired little cow poke. Gunny is too tired to poke cow though. Gunny is too tired to poke salad. Gunny never too tired to poke fun. However, Gunny is to tired to be funny.
Imagine an eight hour shift where Gunny gets to pack boxes with calendars. Gunny gets to walk up and down the conveyor belt this whole time. Gunny had to pick calendars for particular locations. When Gunny's crew finished their lists, they were moved to a different line to pick more orders. After eight hours, they ran out of orders. Then Gunny and his co-workers cleaned for two hours. At least, Gunny got to sit down while he was opening boxes of calendars for another line.
Gunny had to rest before taking a shower. Gunny was too tired to poop. Gunny is two fisted drinking cranberry juice and big glass of water. Gunny is afraid that big glass of water alone will make Gunny sick. Gunny was too tired wash feet. Gunny will wash feet special when he wakes up. Gunny will also shave if arms are not to sore to reach the back of Gunny's head.
But most importantly, Gunny is too tired to talk in first person. Gunny can not conjugate when he tired. (No matter how cute the cow is.)
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