Gunny Walker

  I'm getting really tired of this. I called the lawyer again today. He was in meetings until noon. His secretary said he would call me back after lunch. I sat and waited. No answer came. I'm tired of this crap. I'm calling around to some Nashville lawyers tomorrow. Well, tomorrow afternoon. I've got stuff to do in the morning. I'm going to take a leak in a cup.
  Woods Personnel called today with a job. It doesn't pay what I want, but it is a second shift job. It starts at three in the afternoon. That's good enough for me to take care of my property and watch the market.
  Speaking of the stock market, I tried day trading Southwest. Of course, right before a really good move came to me, AOL decides that it's going to kick me off. I don't manage to get online for about 25 minutes. It could be my computer causing the problem but I doubt it. It booted me off just as some really big news came across TV, I thought, "Crap, I need to switch sides." I laid down my cards with which I was playing solitaire. I heard my modem click and then I knew that I had lost connection.
  May be it's time that I get off of this crappy dial-up.
  I don't know if you noticed today's date. It's one of those once in a lifetime events. (Well, other than one of my favorite holidays.)