Monday, May 16, 2005
Did you ever have questions that you couldn't get answers for? That's why I look forward to the cool, sweet embrace of death. (So that God can answer them. Not that I actually want to hurry death in any way.)
- If cleanliness is next Godliness why did God make the Earth out of dirt? Wouldn't an easy to clean surface such as linoleum be better?
- What's up with the platypus?
- And flightless birds?
- Why are bodily functions so funny?
- Why do babies have such big heads?
- If gravity works so well, why do trees need so many roots?
- Why can't we seem to domesticate cats?
- Why is homosexuality still an abomination, but usury is good now?
- Why did it take us so long to discover zeros? Or inertia?
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