Gunny Walker

  Did you ever wonder why people name their kids like they do? Oh, I'm not talking about names like Shaniqua or La Rosa. I can understand that some parents aren't creative enough to think up names better than John or Ralph. (Much like my own.) I wonder where some people get their names from. There are some pretty bad names once you think about it. I'd like to list some of them here.
  Micah: Very shiny person but mostly flaky.
  Baby: We aren't going to think of a name.
  Amber: Very sweet, tends to trap, kill, and preserve bugs.
  Rod: Well we all know what this means and that may not be a bad thing. Possibly. See...
  Richard: Well this one is okay if you don't shorten it, cause then you're just a...
  Roger: Well, we all know that Roger is a verb.
  Byrd: Flighty
  Cleveland: Land of high cliffs.(I'm not making this one up.)
  Wade: Actually, this is a bit of a compliment. It means that you aren't all wet.
  Earlene: Nobody should name their little girl this.
  Xena: No one's name should begin with an X. Ironically this means hospitable.
  Jade: Precious but mostly green.
  Priscilla: Stay away from any girl with this name. She may as well be named Queenie or Prude.
  Laban: Actually means white, which is ironic cause this sounds like a name that only really white people would give their kids. At least to me.
  I've just had this because I've been taking such strange names at work. I had a guy a few weeks ago named Richie Richey. No kidding. I just laughed and said, "I'm sorry." I just couldn't help it. He told me he had a double name. I thought it meant that he had a hyphenated last name. I'd at least change my name to Richard or Dick. I get to hear interesting names all day. Cwikla, Cfee, Mnoian, Ko. The entertainment never ends when you are as easily amused as I am.
  That's all I've got today. Later folks.