Gunny Walker

  You probably saw this on Fark.com. It's that China has hit 1.3 billion. In theory. No one really knows. They are just guessing at it, but the fact is that a kid was born that makes them think that they finally have 1.3 billion people in the country. That's unimaginable. Of course, the funniest part of this is story is the quote from the grandfather...

"The healthy 3.7kg girl, whose paternal grandfather has been given the honour of choosing her name in a traditional gesture of respect from her parents, was naturally oblivious to her place in China's great population experiment, as were her parents. They were just happy that she was healthy and, according to the Chinese Lunar calendar, born 'at the tail of the monkey and the head of the chicken'."

  They've got monkey and chicken parts in the hospital rooms? What kind of voodoo crap is that? And they have change those bits according to what month it is. Isn't all this unsanitary.
  And just to get a cheap laugh, today's golden quote is, "I'm telling you. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple!" Use your imagination.