Gunny Walker

  I saw a guy at Hickory Hollow Mall standing on the corner with a couple of crutches and a sign that read "Will work for food." Now the thing is that he had one leg propped high up on one of the crutches and, while I was sitting there at the light, lifted his other leg and balanced himself on only the crutches. Pretty able for a guy posing as crippled. What's amazing is that I saw someone give him money.
  But the funniest thing of all was that while he stood on the corner with a "Will work for food" sign on the opposite corner was a person holding a sign advertising Bill Heard Chevrolet.
  Wait a minute. I think that I know how we can kill two birds with one stone.