Gunny Walker

  Now that I am leaving my current job, I just thought there were some rules that you should know. Just in case you thought about applying to take my place.
1. There are only three acceptable name for The Weslee. They are The Wesley, Mr. Robinson, and El Nacho. There may be others added, but for now that is it.
2. The Weslee does not find things funny. Do not try to amuse him. He operates on levels that your mind can not conceive.
3. Dud Where's My Car is a funny movie. If you don't think so, The Weslee will not tolerate you.
4. The Wesley will accept "Thuh Wesley" but never "Thee Wesley."
5. You will fear and respect The Weslee.
6. Any word may be translated from English to Mexican by adding an O to the end of the word. (i.e. Yes-O, No-O)
7. You, much like myself, do not have to speak jive or have a soul.
8. The DJ is the one who scratches the records.
9. If The Weslee mentions things that have not happened, it's because they have not happened yet. Understand that The Wesley can see through all of time and space.
10. All of life's greatest journeys begin at the greyhound station.
11. Garfield is a better movie that Peter Pan. This evidenced by the fact that Garfield will have a sequal.
12. It is perfectly normal for all directions to begin with, "Do you know where the bus station is?"
13. You need to learn to quit holding that grudge. Just cause one woman did you wrong...
14. Hardee's beats Taco Bell anyday.
15. The Wesley is just a hard working man trying to get by in the world. Would that face lie?
  Just a few ground rules. Remember these as you attempt to pass the test to work with The Weslee.