Gunny Walker

  I was behind an old man voting yesterday. He was speaking in that old man voice. (Which shall be shown as italicized.) He's how you do it.

• Take a deep breath.
  
• Push it out as hard as you can while you talk.
  
• If you sound like somebody punched you really hard in the solar plexus, you're doing it right.
  
• If you run out of breath, repeat steps from the beginning.

  He went into the curtain to vote and his wife coached him from outside. She was unable to help him because she had not filled out the proper "helper paperwork." She said to him, "Did you push the name that you want to vote for?"
"I want to vote for Bush. "
"Well, did you push his name and see the light show up by it?"
"I want to vote for Bush. "
  At this time, I had to laugh. It's funny that this guy can vote, but is really unsure how to do it. He has the right to vote, but not the right frame of mind to vote. Welcome to America folks.