Tuesday, September 21, 2004
"Where's my cake?!?!?"
As I'm sure that many of you have read on Fark, Rodney Dangerfield underwent heart surgery. He was quoted as saying, "If all goes well, I'll be there for a couple of weeks. If things go badly, I'll be there for an hour and a half."
I don't why he doesn't get respect. Rodney's one funny guy.
Anyway, the bad news is that he's been doing badly. Let's be straight here. Mr. Dangerfield is 82 years old. You can't expect him to bounce back quickly. Heck he had to have a surgery to get ready for this surgery. He's currently in a coma. I can't stress it enough how much I and I'm sure others wish him a speedy recovery from his surgery. I'm sure that he gets much more respect than his routine indicates. Of course, that's not why I have brought this up.
I thought, "Who's that chick he's with?" It's not his daughter. It's his wife. And she is pretty good looking. She's no supermodel, but for an 82 year old guy, Rodney's doing pretty well. That's enough reason for me to come back from the surgery.
Did you know that Bobcat Goldthwait is engaged to Nikki Cox?
Jerry Lewis claims to have spent more time with Marilyn Monroe than JFK.
Alanis Morissette wrote songs about and dated Uncle Joey. Okay, his name is Dave Coulier.
The list goes on and on. Jerry Seinfeld. Chris Rock. Ellen DeGeneres. Tom Arnold divorced the comedienne and now he gets the chicks. Albert Brooks. Even Will Smith whose closest attempt was his videos as the Fresh Prince.
But you see my point, right? Comics get the chicks! So, I'd like to announce that I am going to start doing stand up comedy. I've got to start working on a catch phrase.
"Where's my cake?!?!?"
As I'm sure that many of you have read on Fark, Rodney Dangerfield underwent heart surgery. He was quoted as saying, "If all goes well, I'll be there for a couple of weeks. If things go badly, I'll be there for an hour and a half."
I don't why he doesn't get respect. Rodney's one funny guy.
Anyway, the bad news is that he's been doing badly. Let's be straight here. Mr. Dangerfield is 82 years old. You can't expect him to bounce back quickly. Heck he had to have a surgery to get ready for this surgery. He's currently in a coma. I can't stress it enough how much I and I'm sure others wish him a speedy recovery from his surgery. I'm sure that he gets much more respect than his routine indicates. Of course, that's not why I have brought this up.
I thought, "Who's that chick he's with?" It's not his daughter. It's his wife. And she is pretty good looking. She's no supermodel, but for an 82 year old guy, Rodney's doing pretty well. That's enough reason for me to come back from the surgery.
Did you know that Bobcat Goldthwait is engaged to Nikki Cox?
Jerry Lewis claims to have spent more time with Marilyn Monroe than JFK.
Alanis Morissette wrote songs about and dated Uncle Joey. Okay, his name is Dave Coulier.
The list goes on and on. Jerry Seinfeld. Chris Rock. Ellen DeGeneres. Tom Arnold divorced the comedienne and now he gets the chicks. Albert Brooks. Even Will Smith whose closest attempt was his videos as the Fresh Prince.
But you see my point, right? Comics get the chicks! So, I'd like to announce that I am going to start doing stand up comedy. I've got to start working on a catch phrase.
"Where's my cake?!?!?"
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