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Thursday, September 23, 2004

  So, at work last night somebody looks over and says, "Hey Gunny, what are you smiling about?"
  "Nothing."
  "You were smirking. What's up?"
  "I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day. Q: You know what they say about men with big shoes don't you? A: Well, I can pretty much tell you it ain't true."
  Then I proceeded to explain that sometimes the dumbest things like that will keep me smiling for hours. Sometimes I retreat into my own little world because it's so darn amusing. Does that make me crazy?
  Probably.
  The funniest thing I have ever heard was when I worked at Taco Bell and a friend and I were talking about haunted houses. "They've even got one in Woodbury," he informed me. "They just walk you through a barn and say things like 'This sheep's cooter's got teeth!' "
  I burst out laughing at "This sheep's cooter's got teeth." It was the hardest thirty seconds of laughter I can remember. I abruptly stopped and asked him what a cooter was. I laughed the because cooter is a pretty funny word. He explained it to me, and suddenly Dukes of Hazard became much funnier. He had never thought of that before, and we both had a good laugh.
  It's been over ten years and I still smile thinking about it. Anytime I need a good laugh, I remember it. I try to explain it to others, but they just don't find it that funny. I guess I've watched too much British comedy or something.
  "This sheep's cooter's got teeth!" :)

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