Gunny Walker

  By the way, just so you know MeMa's bag was 59 pounds coming back from Oregon. She was charged 25 dollars because it weighed more than 50 pounds. Since she didn't have to pay this on the way out, it can be assumed that her suitcase gained nine pounds. Where did it gain nine pounds? Well, one can only assume it was from souvenirs. How many souvenirs?
  22 postcards, a spoon, a magnet, a pair of pot holders, a leaf, 7 sticks, a shopping bag that says, "made in Oregon", a name tag from the Shilo Inn that says Paul that she found on the light rail platform in Portland, and 39 rocks. (Where ever MeMa goes there is an erosion problem.) Some of these are for her. Some of these are for others. Don't ask which are which. Those are just the souvenirs that I know about.
  When Canada decided to become a country they needed a name. They eventually decided that they wanted a name like no other. To accomplish this they decided to draw letters out of a hat. When the big day arrived one pulled the letters out of the hat while another wrote them down.
  The first letter was drawn. The man called, "C, eh!"
  The second letter was drawn. The man called, "N, eh!"
  The third letter was drawn. The man called, "D, eh!"
  And thus Canada was named.
  That's all I got today folks. Wash it out and try again tomorrow.