Gunny Walker

I'm sure that if you are reading this, then you read about my butter incident a few days ago. Read This.

Dear Mr. Gooseneck,

  I will gladly accept your challenge in couple weeks. I am lactose intolerant. Is that okay? I think that I can easily drink a gallon of two percent choclate milk in one sitting, possibly half an hour. Is that okay? It would have to be one sitting, because I wouldn't be very mobile afterward. Being that I shall not return from Oregon until next week, and would like to make plans to go to the Wilson County Fair which is a real fair unlike the shoddy job we do here in Rutherford County. So it will be a couple of weeks before I can undertake this challenge, but do understand that I will take this challenge if only in the name of science.
  Thank you and have a good day,
  Gunny Walker

  This is not an open invitaion for a game of "What can Gunny eat?" Please visit Gooseneck's site. Especially if you are sports fan. (I am not.)
  Go visit the Wilson County Fair. They have tractor shows, lawnmower races, and demoliton derbys. They actually rival the Tennessee State Fair.
  There, now I am done.