Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Unconventional Wisdom...
When looking out for number one, try not to step in number two.
Remember kids, half of you are below average.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric Farkfence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
The river only runs as fast as the slowest boat.
Don't sweat the petty stuff.
Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
When looking out for number one, try not to step in number two.
Remember kids, half of you are below average.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric Farkfence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
The river only runs as fast as the slowest boat.
Don't sweat the petty stuff.
Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
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