Monday, May 10, 2004
Darn Blogger. How dare they go down without my permission. Routine maintenance is just a farce.
Anyway, I was going to post something witty yesterday. It was the text from a 5th wave cartoon.
Defining your investment risk with the:
Low Risk: Waits for toast to pop up even though the toast is burning.
Moderate Risk: Goes after toast with wooden toast prongs.
High Risk: Goes after toast with all metal butter knife.
Ultra High Risk: Goes after toast with metal butter knife wearing a wet swim suit and a stainless steel colander on head.
I'm sorry, that I can't post the image. Remember that this has been reprinted without permission. Of anyone. That joke is the sole property of Rich Tennant, creator of The 5th Wave. Buy his book.
This is not a recommendation to buy any security, toaster, colander, or all metal butter knife. Consult your own interior decorator. Ha! Take that SEC!
Audi
Anyway, I was going to post something witty yesterday. It was the text from a 5th wave cartoon.
Defining your investment risk with the:
Toast Retrieving Risk Tolerance Test
Low Risk: Waits for toast to pop up even though the toast is burning.
Moderate Risk: Goes after toast with wooden toast prongs.
High Risk: Goes after toast with all metal butter knife.
Ultra High Risk: Goes after toast with metal butter knife wearing a wet swim suit and a stainless steel colander on head.
I'm sorry, that I can't post the image. Remember that this has been reprinted without permission. Of anyone. That joke is the sole property of Rich Tennant, creator of The 5th Wave. Buy his book.
This is not a recommendation to buy any security, toaster, colander, or all metal butter knife. Consult your own interior decorator. Ha! Take that SEC!
Audi
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