Sunday, May 30, 2004
Okay, I've got something to be ashamed of. How much do you like butter?
We were talking about challenges the other day. I said it was impossible to eat ten crackers in under a minute. It turn out that if you have water you can do it. Shawn did it, but he couldn't do it without water. So if you ever want to win a bet then you know what to do. Sure it seems simple. All you have to do is eat a cracker every six seconds. Try it.
Shawn brought up some thing he read in a magazine. He read that it's impossible to eat a stick of butter. I tell you that magazine lied. Not only did I eat a stick of butter, but I ate one in four minutes.
And now you may be ashamed of me as well. If anybody tries this and beats my time, I'd like to know about it.
That's right folks I'm a butter chomping champ. I'm a true testament to the human spirit. Although, I don't think I want any butter for a while.
(The odd thing is that I had NO side effects.)
We were talking about challenges the other day. I said it was impossible to eat ten crackers in under a minute. It turn out that if you have water you can do it. Shawn did it, but he couldn't do it without water. So if you ever want to win a bet then you know what to do. Sure it seems simple. All you have to do is eat a cracker every six seconds. Try it.
Shawn brought up some thing he read in a magazine. He read that it's impossible to eat a stick of butter. I tell you that magazine lied. Not only did I eat a stick of butter, but I ate one in four minutes.
And now you may be ashamed of me as well. If anybody tries this and beats my time, I'd like to know about it.
That's right folks I'm a butter chomping champ. I'm a true testament to the human spirit. Although, I don't think I want any butter for a while.
(The odd thing is that I had NO side effects.)
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