Sunday, May 23, 2004
My friend Ken is hilarious. He had a whole conversation with a girl named Barbie the other night.
Ken: Hey, you dyed your hair.
Barbie: Yeah.
Ken: I mean it was dyed before, but you re-dyed it.
Barbie: Yeah.
Ken: I kind of liked the way it looked before. You know where it was brown and then turned blond.
Ken has no idea what it means to be embarrassed. He also has no idea what "roots showing" means either. He likes his women just a little on the trashy side. He's a dirty old man in training. He's actually just as bad as our resident dirty old man, Sturgeon, but Ken's only half the age. I guess that's what comes in today's fast paced society. We're so efficient, we turn out ODB's in half the time.
Ken: Hey, you dyed your hair.
Barbie: Yeah.
Ken: I mean it was dyed before, but you re-dyed it.
Barbie: Yeah.
Ken: I kind of liked the way it looked before. You know where it was brown and then turned blond.
Ken has no idea what it means to be embarrassed. He also has no idea what "roots showing" means either. He likes his women just a little on the trashy side. He's a dirty old man in training. He's actually just as bad as our resident dirty old man, Sturgeon, but Ken's only half the age. I guess that's what comes in today's fast paced society. We're so efficient, we turn out ODB's in half the time.
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