Tuesday, April 20, 2004
You know if I ever have kids I've got some stuff that I'll really look forward to teaching them like if any one ever asks,
My friend, Ken, has been having a hard time understanding the joke, "I'm here all weeks folks. Try the veal." I've been trying to tell him that it's not a joke, it's just something people say. I tried using "Rectum? Dang near killed them" as an example, but he started laughing. I guess rectum is is just too funny of a word. I need a joke that isn't really funny, but everyone still says it. You know because it's expected. All I can come up with is, "Water sure is cold. And deep too."
Anyway, I've got some stuff to do. It is nice to see that Marvel is going back up. Maybe this earnings call coming up May 4th will get a nice rise out of the stocks. I'll have to consult the magic eight ball on this one though. Also The Punisher coming out this weekend probably helped. It includes Spiderman 2 trailers. That one comes out solo on July Fourth weekend. The stock's going to the roof. It better. I want to cash in on some of that.
I've also reserved tickets for my June vacation. MeMa and I will be going to Oregon July 1rst-9th. Her sister-in-law, Evon, passed away last year and MeMa didn't want to go because she was afraid she would be too much hassle. She's a silly old woman. Anyway, about two weeks after the funeral, I told her that we would go out and visit her big red brother this year. So in june, I may drop out for a week if I can't get me some internet access.
It's going to be exciting. I've never been west of San Antonio. Also, while I am there I might get the chance to see some whales. This might be a pretty darn cool trip.
That's all for now. I now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"I'll teach them to say,
"Loved by my parents"The look on the adults face will be priceless. Because I want my kids to enjoy a good joke. Even if it is tasteless.
My friend, Ken, has been having a hard time understanding the joke, "I'm here all weeks folks. Try the veal." I've been trying to tell him that it's not a joke, it's just something people say. I tried using "Rectum? Dang near killed them" as an example, but he started laughing. I guess rectum is is just too funny of a word. I need a joke that isn't really funny, but everyone still says it. You know because it's expected. All I can come up with is, "Water sure is cold. And deep too."
Anyway, I've got some stuff to do. It is nice to see that Marvel is going back up. Maybe this earnings call coming up May 4th will get a nice rise out of the stocks. I'll have to consult the magic eight ball on this one though. Also The Punisher coming out this weekend probably helped. It includes Spiderman 2 trailers. That one comes out solo on July Fourth weekend. The stock's going to the roof. It better. I want to cash in on some of that.
I've also reserved tickets for my June vacation. MeMa and I will be going to Oregon July 1rst-9th. Her sister-in-law, Evon, passed away last year and MeMa didn't want to go because she was afraid she would be too much hassle. She's a silly old woman. Anyway, about two weeks after the funeral, I told her that we would go out and visit her big red brother this year. So in june, I may drop out for a week if I can't get me some internet access.
It's going to be exciting. I've never been west of San Antonio. Also, while I am there I might get the chance to see some whales. This might be a pretty darn cool trip.
That's all for now. I now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing.
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