Gunny Walker

  Thanks to Fark, I saw this, "Turn Anyone Into A Sex Fiend With 1 Word-Easy" (eBay doesn't keep this stuff up forever. So after a while, you'll just have to trust me.)
  Now Fark has their comments thingee on it. Some of the entries had me laughing out loud.

• Lettuce
  
• Kool Aid!
  
• Millionaire
  
• Beer
  
• I believe the word you're searching for is: "space ranger".
  
• You guys don't understand. See the word isn't something you say, its what you need, and that word is 'gun'
  
• billionaire
  
• shpadoinkal!
  
• As long as it isn't a/s/l
  
• roofie
  
• Ni!
  
• Rumplestiltskin
  
• Rancid. That'll turn them on. (And not the band. That's just repulsive.)
  
• wehadababyitsaboy
  
• jaegermeister
  
• 42
  
• sammich

Sorry, but this one was to good to pass up. It's rare that some thing on the net makes me laugh out loud repeatedly.