Thursday, April 01, 2004
Dear Reader,
I would like to clarify a few things...
I would just like to say that I don't spend nearly enough time on the internet. I am required to use too much of my time as a government agent working for a super secret agency monitoring alien life forms on the planet earth. Last week, I discovered a cure for world hunger, but would require the removal of everyone's thumbs. Since it is impossible to eat without thumbs, I have decided to erase the solution from my memory. Lastly, I would like announce that I am actually a woman.
Thank you,
Guinevere Walker
I would like to clarify a few things...
I would just like to say that I don't spend nearly enough time on the internet. I am required to use too much of my time as a government agent working for a super secret agency monitoring alien life forms on the planet earth. Last week, I discovered a cure for world hunger, but would require the removal of everyone's thumbs. Since it is impossible to eat without thumbs, I have decided to erase the solution from my memory. Lastly, I would like announce that I am actually a woman.
Thank you,
Guinevere Walker
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