Tuesday, March 23, 2004
So there's this movie that's in theaters now. It's called The Girl Next Door. You see this guy falls for a girl that moves in next door. It turns out though that she has a wild past. She used to be a porn star. Now he must decide if he wants to stay with her and accept that past or if he wants to leave her. The question is, "Does love really overcome all?"
Originally this movie screamed guy movie. After all, what teenage guy doesn't dream about going out with a porn star? Really though, it's a chick flick. A chick flick that I've seen before. I hope it does better than the last time it was made, but it probably won't.
I was cruising the Internet Movie Database, and I saw that there are six movies coming out in the next month that I want to see. Of course, none of them are The Passion Of The Christ. No I prefer my violent movies to false. (Of course, if you are an atheist, you really found that last bit funny.) I think that I will go see Dawn Of The Dead. (Of course, if you are a Jesus freak, you really found that last bit in the parentheses insulting.) The really ironic thing is that there are lot of Christians that won't go see the one because it's R rated but will take their seven year old kids to see the other. Of course, some R rated movies show much less blood. It's just chocolate syrup circling the drain.
I'm really waiting for some Jesus freak to recommend it to me, so that I may give them the line, "Well I hate to spoil the ending, but you do know he dies in the end? I read the book." Of course, I look too much like a Satanist for those folks to approach me.
Of course, there is one good thing about dating a porn star. You're never sure on a date if you will "get lucky" or not. Well after a hard day of "getting lucky", that's probably the last thing that porn star would want to do. It would seem too much like work. So with that pressure relieved, you can be free to be yourself, and that is a great way to be on a date.
Anyway, I've got stuff to go do, but here is today's exciting link, Prawnography.
Originally this movie screamed guy movie. After all, what teenage guy doesn't dream about going out with a porn star? Really though, it's a chick flick. A chick flick that I've seen before. I hope it does better than the last time it was made, but it probably won't.
I was cruising the Internet Movie Database, and I saw that there are six movies coming out in the next month that I want to see. Of course, none of them are The Passion Of The Christ. No I prefer my violent movies to false. (Of course, if you are an atheist, you really found that last bit funny.) I think that I will go see Dawn Of The Dead. (Of course, if you are a Jesus freak, you really found that last bit in the parentheses insulting.) The really ironic thing is that there are lot of Christians that won't go see the one because it's R rated but will take their seven year old kids to see the other. Of course, some R rated movies show much less blood. It's just chocolate syrup circling the drain.
I'm really waiting for some Jesus freak to recommend it to me, so that I may give them the line, "Well I hate to spoil the ending, but you do know he dies in the end? I read the book." Of course, I look too much like a Satanist for those folks to approach me.
Of course, there is one good thing about dating a porn star. You're never sure on a date if you will "get lucky" or not. Well after a hard day of "getting lucky", that's probably the last thing that porn star would want to do. It would seem too much like work. So with that pressure relieved, you can be free to be yourself, and that is a great way to be on a date.
Anyway, I've got stuff to go do, but here is today's exciting link, Prawnography.
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