Monday, March 15, 2004
  I got a letter from President Bush today. It includes a photo of him and Mrs. Bush. There's an enclosed letter saying that they are proud of me for supporting him. They would also like me to send a response so that they can know that I received it. Also, it would be nice if I would include a donation of 25, 35, 50, 100, 250, 500, or 1000 dollars. They even gave me a self addressed stamped envelope. Good. I like to send my other junk mail back in those.
  Actually, I did vote for Mr. Bush, it's just sometimes I get annoyed at the fact that political candidates seems to play to me so much. I got a call a couple of years ago from the Republican party. They wanted to survey me as to which issues I would be voting for. I hate the fact that candidates can't have opinions of their own. They wind up claiming they are interested in my issues. I promptly told the person taking the poll that I would be voting for the candidate that didn't call me in the middle of the day and woke me up.
  And of course I hear, "Well, it wasn't my intention to disturb your sleep, Mr. Walker, but" (click)
  I also like people on TV that claim I shouldn't vote for Mr. So-and-so because his tax cuts favor the rich. Anyone that makes this claim should tell me just how much they make. I'm pretty sure that make quite a bit more than I do. To me they are rich. That makes them the enemy.
  Strange things are afoot at Legoland.
  Actually, I did vote for Mr. Bush, it's just sometimes I get annoyed at the fact that political candidates seems to play to me so much. I got a call a couple of years ago from the Republican party. They wanted to survey me as to which issues I would be voting for. I hate the fact that candidates can't have opinions of their own. They wind up claiming they are interested in my issues. I promptly told the person taking the poll that I would be voting for the candidate that didn't call me in the middle of the day and woke me up.
  And of course I hear, "Well, it wasn't my intention to disturb your sleep, Mr. Walker, but" (click)
  I also like people on TV that claim I shouldn't vote for Mr. So-and-so because his tax cuts favor the rich. Anyone that makes this claim should tell me just how much they make. I'm pretty sure that make quite a bit more than I do. To me they are rich. That makes them the enemy.
  Strange things are afoot at Legoland.
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