Thursday, February 19, 2004
Had a close call today. Was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today and thought that I blew the beef boycott. Turns out that jelly contains a mystery ingredient named pectin. Now I would like to know, who exactly knows what pectin is made of? Well, not animal matter. Or at least the dictionary says so.
Today's thought of the day comes from The Shootist. "As we say in the funeral business, it's the early worm that gets the bird."
In other news, Japan may be our new enemies. They've just signed a contract with Iran against our wishes. Well, I guess it's about time to break old Enola out of the Smithsonian.
Okay, maybe that joke went a little far. We shouldn't nuke Japan. Maybe just drop a couple of bunker busters on them.
But just wait until my region free DVD player gets delivered from JList.
(Everything in this post relating to Japan is sarcasm. Just wanted to clear that up. Please don't flame me. Why can't we get an official emoticon for sarcasm?)
Yesterday's thought of the day: Crunches still suck.
Today's thought of the day comes from The Shootist. "As we say in the funeral business, it's the early worm that gets the bird."
In other news, Japan may be our new enemies. They've just signed a contract with Iran against our wishes. Well, I guess it's about time to break old Enola out of the Smithsonian.
Okay, maybe that joke went a little far. We shouldn't nuke Japan. Maybe just drop a couple of bunker busters on them.
But just wait until my region free DVD player gets delivered from JList.
(Everything in this post relating to Japan is sarcasm. Just wanted to clear that up. Please don't flame me. Why can't we get an official emoticon for sarcasm?)
Yesterday's thought of the day: Crunches still suck.
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